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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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So I totally fucked him last night. still wearing my Optimus Prime mask...
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(sent)hey wat u doin? (rec)chillin,u? (sent)on all 4's rite now..waitin for ur boyfriend 2 finish and leave
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My mom was recently admitted to the hospital. A few hours later, she texted me to remind me to maintain her FarmVille! (1-270): Oh Morphine
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(sent) dude, where the hell are you? We lost you when you ran off saying you want to go live in japan (rcvd) fuck, it looks like that plan went perfectly, how the fuck am I gunna get home now?
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Doc says your late for a meet and smoke social at the cricket club you should arrive here asap!!?!
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(rcvd) Always remember. I have the title of the best black man impression by a white woman x (snt) i want what your on!
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Let's get you home and get you fingered
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(rcvd) Im trying to steal a Giraffe with kyle! (snt) You What?! (rcvd) You heard me, i need rope, bait, tape and electricity ASAP!
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