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(949):
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
(701):
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
(701):
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
(306):
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
(616):
I plan on sleeping with someone solely because of their costume tonight
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