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I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose.
(330):
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
(weezie):
Sent this text last night, "You couldn't stalk me, I'm a ninja. You'd think you were stalking me and all of a sudden I'd tap you on the shoulder and fuck you." MDT
(605):
some guy was hitting on me and i told him my name was anna. i didnt feel he deserved my real name OR my drunk name so i gave him the name my dad wanted to give me.
(814):
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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