(715): Yes, I know I shouldn't have gone home with her. But the way she described her sexual resume was so fucking professional. she actually used the words "renowned for her ability to deepthroat."

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(916): He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants

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(440): I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.

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(815): Btw, now you've seen my game. Works even when obliterated

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(815): So besides making out with cougar, did I do any other dumb shit?

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(815): 1st order of business boom city. I literally just woke up with a naked bitch and told her to get out. Secondly my bad cause I don't remember shit at the bar

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(715): You never truly know how fast you can run till you need to outrun an armed father after he catches you in bed with BOTH his daughters.

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