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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (614): you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes

  • (425): the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power

  • (702): Exactly I'm not a drunk mess...I hope I forget tonight.

  • (856): my mom just started video taping me and i asked what she was doing and she was like "this is so in the morning when you don't remember this, i can give you a reason why you're grounded."

  • (316): I received this text night before last. "i just took a shit in a soda can. Looking forward to seeing you tonight. :)" MDT

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(253): I'm going to grow out my nose hairs so I can chew on them when I'm hungry.

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(253): sent dude iam the corona king i got a bunches of corona making a fort out them come be my royal court jester replied your a fag

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(425): A naked man is throwing rocks at my window while singing "Fill me up buttercup" I don't know if I should call security or buy him a drink.

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(253): DUUUUDEEE!!! Is it a sign from God that my desk smells like pussy?

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Remember The Pics From Last Night?

  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  •  Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  •  do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs
(254): Foggier
    Pic from (254)
  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party!
(1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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