(519): why the fuck is there a roll of toilet paper in my pants?

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(905): I Ran Into My Friend At This Bar & We Both Were Really Wasted; Soo I Txted Him The Next Day & I Was Like Heey How Was Your Night? He Txted Me Back " Dude... I Punched My Bestfriend In The Face, Broke Up With My Girlfriend, And Shat My Pants...... Two Seconds Later I Got Another One Saying & I Dont Know Which On To Take Care Of Frist....,

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(756): my birthday is on 4/20, lets just say best birthday EVER :)

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(416): (s) I KNOW WHY IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE MOUTH HERPES! (r) Why? (s) BECAUSE HE HAD BRACES!

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(905): so some drunk chick was standing on the couch last night clapping her hands sayin "whos got the clap ive got the clap"... definatley not getting laid tonight

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(905): so last night some chick stands on the couch clapping her hands sayin "i got the clap i got the clap" def not picking her up tonight....

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(613): I woke up this morning with 13 scratches on my body and only in my bra and underwear. Have the tables turned in the sex factor?

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(416): Theres an indian person sleeping on my couch using my jacket as a blanket :S

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(647): my prof was talking about giving head and he asked me to comment...its like he knows!

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(289): Its disgusting if yyou love your girlfriend dont ever shove a dick down her throat please

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(289): (+289) you need to have a super awesome girlfriend (+1289) hmmm do you mean a slut? lol (+289) ew you would date something with herpes (+1289) Hey a clean slut lol

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