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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (408): I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.

  • (724): About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.

  • (443): Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella

  • (843): Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.

  • (254): You could play connect the dots with the chicks Ive fucked in this room.

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(214): Lets just say that if you were to look up dissapointment in the dictionary, there would be a picture of his dick.

Great Night (63) Bad Night (336) Comment (6) More texts from (214)

(832): So I'm thinkin that purple elephants like dumbo arent illegal. You should be able to fly whever the fuck you wanttt

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  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  • Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  • do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
    Pic from (254)
  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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