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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (402): Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.

  • (248): for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor.

  • (785): Did you watch Ninja Turtles last night? I saw you running through campus only wearing a pillow strapped to your back and a mask on your eyes screaming I need to find Master Splinter mother fucker!

  • (859): you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.

  • (518): I woke up with his pet parrot on my head imitating him snoring

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(214): Lets just say that if you were to look up dissapointment in the dictionary, there would be a picture of his dick.

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(832): So I'm thinkin that purple elephants like dumbo arent illegal. You should be able to fly whever the fuck you wanttt

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    Pic from (859)
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  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
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  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
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    Pic from (386)
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  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
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    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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