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(773):
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
(310):
incase ur wondering ur dad has a tattoo on his inner thigh that says "cum again" ;)
(970):
LOL... he said he never had anal before, wants to do it everytime we have sex now. my ass hurts.
(704):
He paid the security guard $4 and a joint to get me into the building. Now he is peeing out the window.
(817):
evryone knows that when you add extra letters to your words in a text message it shows you care morrrrre. it's internationaly known (214): how do you internationally say stop fucking texting me loserrrrr
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she was telling me a story and fell asleep mid sentence..
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I'za Ninja (972) What? (214) judo chop! (FYI later on she tried to do a ninja kick and fell on her but and decided that it would be best to crawl everywhere cause it was only safer....yeah real ninja)
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You figured you would show her your pelvic thrusting skills so she would sleep you....you walked over said hi and started humping her leg....so to answer your question NO i don't think she will be calling you!
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Received: I love sucking balls.....I'm really good at it too
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Dude you were to drunk last night....you heard someone scream fight and you took off running and ran into the wall....and when the cops came to the apartments you started screaming get off my property you pigs.....in you underwear...........LMAO
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Sent= I hate seattle!! Received= why? Sent= cause i'm wearing my cowboy hat and a guy in a green leotard and tutu says in the gayest voice ever "omg what fuck are you wearing?"
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