(865): Woke up next to three fine bitches. One went in the shower with me, and when I came out.. The other two had made breakfast and had an ice cold beer sitting on the table. They even had the cap off already. It's gonna be a good day my friend, a good day.

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(865): Dude.. I woke up this morning to a text from that super hot girl last night from the bar saying, "You're mine on 4/20. I'll show you how to REALLY celebrate." Free weed and gonna get laid? I'm in love. :D

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(865): R 6:31am : Michelle. We may have a problem. I am still very under the influence and we have to be in ceremony in 30 minutes.

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(865): Not only were you so high that you didn't realize my mom was in the room, but you also thought she orgasmed your name when she was just trying to talk to you. Fucking idiot.

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(615): (615) Monday, Triple date. Lauren Chris, Ovilia me, you and whatever putrid slab of meat you happen to be shoving your dick inside of that day.

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(901): IM DAXM HIGH AND I HAVE DIARRHEA

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