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okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
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the guy I am seeing said he was willing to wait until I was ready. Ten minutes later he's trying to get his hand down my pants.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds. (949): she's my drunk super hero.
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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So one of my guys friends came to visit our college and we were hittin it off and ended up havin a cigarette break in the bushes. well after awhile of havin sex in the bushes i finished and told her... "Welcome to USF" priceless face
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