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I swear to god if you keep lecturing me about my smoking I'm going to tell your mom about your coke addiction.
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i need to to knowe this now. how many pandas will fit into a pilow case? respond asap before they get me!
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theres a girl 5 feet away from me. i want to cum on her face.... bad?
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I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
(763):
So if i start taking your birth control pills i dont have to wear condoms anymore right?
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(541):
so last night he held my hair while i puked up nearly a fifth of vodka...does this mean he's th one?
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i sucked him off on the dance floor. i swear, no one saw a thing
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I was so trashed last night, I legitamently feel up the stairs. Everyone was watching, so I started doing push ups to try and play it off. Its now the new drinking game! WIN!
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i just peed in his shoes.
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came home they ditched me for a party but I found 5 ice cube trays full of jello shots and a bottle of vodka lets just say I threw my lonely party played with fireworks and then myself great st pattys
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