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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (864): This was b/t me and my hubbyRec'd (from hubby out at a bar):I really want to lick this girl's nipple!Sent: ARE YOU CRAZY!?Rec'd: It will mean nothing I promise!Sent: Fine, but she stays at the bar. Not having another 3some with a random nipple chick again.

  • (204): My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash

  • (215): I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning (215): My face left an imprint in the loaf...

  • (410): the blue m&ms are the cutest but the green ones make ur boobs bigger so i only eat those colors want the rest?

  • (954): tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"? (1-954): Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.

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(405): I probably should have realized he was gay because he cried when Carrie and Aiden broke up on Sex In The City...

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(918): DUDE totally just got drunk and fuked my boyfriends best friend with him watching got up the next morning to find him drinkin a beer with my boyfriend laughing bout how good of head i give

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(405): just spent a hundred dollars on liquor..... drank it.....went to the casino and won 500...... good night..... i think so!!

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