• MDTxts
  • Pics Last Night
  • F You, Auto Correct!
  • Fun Facts
  • Facebooking Fail
  • JMML
  • Hipsters
  • Fixed It
  • Fail Family
  • OMG
  • BFF

My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (501): Just realized that I've been drying off with the cum towel from the other night.

  • (860): Did you cement a dildo to my garden Gnome?

  • (574): The bartender said i started arguing with some guy in camo that dale earnhardt jr was a pussy and anyone who watched nascar was gay. Boom, fight

  • (905): You tried to drink out of someones lawn sprinkler.

  • (701): Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?

  • Home
  • Vote Up New Texts
  • Best Nights
  • Worst Nights
  • Colleges
  • Randomize
  • Pics
Submit

(704): So i'm trying to figure out what happened last nnight. There is a naked guy and girl in dustins bed, a girl in mine,there's a guy sleeping on my floor and a girl on the futon. I have spray paint all over my leg and i don't remember anything haha.

Great Night (36) Bad Night (1) Comment (0) More texts from (704)

(704): is it bad if i havent used a rubber since 2005?

Great Night (2) Bad Night (33) Comment (2) More texts from (704)
  • 1

Remember The Pics From Last Night?

  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  • Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  • do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
    Pic from (254)
  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
Best Friends :)
  • Funny Videos
  • Make a Dare
  • Your Mind Blown - FACTS
Awesomeness!
  • Advertising
  • Contact us
  • About us
  • User agreement / terms of service

Is a BFD Network
  • Texts Last Night
  • Pics From Last Night
  • F You, Auto Correct
  • Crazy Things Parents Text
  • My Drunk Texts From Last Night
  • Your Mind Blown - Interesting Fun Facts
  • Facebooking Fail
  • Just Made Me Laugh
  • Look at These Hipsters
  • See Fixed It
  • Fail Family
  • OMG Pets
  • Webtoid
  • North Carolina Golf - NC Golf Clubs, NC Golf Courses & NC Golf Packages
Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. Copyright © 2010 (MDT): My Drunk Texts From Last Night. All rights reserved.