(410): A true drunk text sent to me????? WTF??? :GO NNA BE. SORRRRRYHIRTI DRANK TTTTTTTO MUch to nighrt iluvmymomma she luvs me wshen no on e esle does Nd. cUZ ITS SUPPS RETARDED K SRRRRY I'M FJUCKED UP N MY MOMMMMMMMMY PICKED ME UP TONIGHT.

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(240): it's times like that when you go.. oh THAT's why you're 40 and not married.

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(443): (sent): We need a jager night. i've been sober for way to long. Ha (rec): I don't think you realize how appealing that sounds to me lol (sent): i think we have a drinking problem (rec): Yeahhhh girl

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(301): getting road head while texting and drinking....and they say men cant multitask...rcvd....dude u are my hero...

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(301): So I've decided I only want to have a son solely for the purpose of one day teaching him how to drink as well as me.

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(202): So she let me stick it in her butt and i actually PEED in her butt always wanted to try that. But after wasnt so cool cuz it was a like a piss enema and she shot it all over my bed.

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