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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (810): I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday

  • (502): just woke up to my mum shattering my bong across the left side of my face. she better get me a new one for christmas...

  • (775): I told you I ate out your girlfriend last night and you said "How did my dxck taste"

  • (413): You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.

  • (919): i sent my bf a pic of my boobs last night....he didnt txt back for 3 hours. and when he did he said sorry i was busy....win??

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(281): if your sister ask i was at your house earlier. to drunk to explain. P.s. she still wont send me a naked picture, bitch.

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(281): if your sister ask i was at your house earlier. to drunk to explain. P.s. she still wont send me a naked picture, bitch. 281. where are u at

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(504): Yo

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(281): Dude I feel so loose right now oh and its raining sprite and vodka.

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(254): Foggier
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  • damn
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  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
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    Pic from (386)
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  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
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(1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
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