(302): Dude I played poker, went in with $4, came out with $50. I took that money bought mad weed and a pizza (THE BEST PIZZA IN MY LIFE) then smoked and watched Avatar stoned with Katie. The best part was getting blown while watching the battle scene (so intense). So to answer your question briefly, my night was fucking awesome.

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(609): Going to a party with 5 girls. 4 Of which i wuld fuck and out of them two i wuld giv my left nut to bang. I love my life

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(787): damn...her ass was like a separate entity

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(609): snt:yep i dont remember it well so i guess u werent that good. rcd: haha i was prob drunk

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(302): I saw my ex on chatroulette. I was cruising it for laughs, she however had her phallix and buttplug out going for broke. Looks like her new dude isn't cutting it. Is this sad or a win?

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(302): Dude, I was at Texas Roadhouse last night and they did their thing where they all dance around to "cotton eyed joe". I felt like a Vietnam vet having flashbacks from that std test after she cheated on me. I need a hug

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(302): Dude, I just glazed her face like a doughnut:) WIN

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