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If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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So tonight was the first time me and Cody had sex. We were in the basement, and his mom walked by the window outside. She had a perfect view of me naked on her couch with my her son's face in my vagina. I looked up just in time to see her turn and cover her face.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" category?
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Stop watching Rocky! MJ only dies once
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Yoo I think beer pong has improved my baketball skills.
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(203):
So he was goodlooking when i took him home with me...i wake up the next moring to find out i slept with a Franklin the turtle look alike" i am very dissapointed.
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i woke up with a guy that looks like a turtle sleeping next to me.... wtf happened ?
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i woke up with a guy that looks like a turtle sleeping next to me, wtf happened ?
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(203): Yo, lets clambake your tent tomorrow night (203): No, i'm a vegetarian
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you probably get this a lot, but is this the real ceasar's palace?
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(rec'd:) listened to the Scissor Sisters' sneak preview "Invisible Light" and thought it had a decent sound to it, and then the chorus hit and Jake came in at the end half with that thing he does and i "squee"-d out loud (Sent:) I don't know what this means, but i'm lol'n
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we just bought captain crunch cereal and i almost want to hide it because if i dont, drunk me will eat it all tonight and sober me will have to go hungry in the a.m.
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what the fuck did i do last night? i woke up with my worst hangover in years, 3 blondes in my bed and a feather duster half way up my ass.
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U think u have mono!?!?!?! Wtf!
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Just walked in on my girlfriends brother masturbating to "One step at a Time" hes 10...
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