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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (510): well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen

  • (252): Your grandmother has been asleep on our sofa for ages. I think she may be dead. Oh No she's stirring. Her house isn't mine yet. - MDT

  • (330): Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?

  • (706): I like getting drunk alone and reading MDT. S'like getting drunk with my friends...without the expectations.

  • (607): Yo did u know Hellen Keller had a dog? (1-607): Um no lol (607): Haha neither did she

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(760): Light Rum, Dark Rum, its all a goddamn farce. It might as well be in black face!

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(555): Sat There With Me, My Girl And Her Parents, My Girl Decides My Sizeable Length Is The Best Thing To Talk About With Her Mom And Dad! And Im Pretty Sure Her Mom Winked At Me! :/

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(413): I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...

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  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  •  Coming over?
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  •  do u like yellow
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  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
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  • See them cigs
(254): Foggier
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  • damn
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  • Only in Texas
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  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
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  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party!
(1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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