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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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Your grandmother has been asleep on our sofa for ages. I think she may be dead. Oh No she's stirring. Her house isn't mine yet. - MDT
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I like getting drunk alone and reading MDT. S'like getting drunk with my friends...without the expectations.
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Light Rum, Dark Rum, its all a goddamn farce. It might as well be in black face!
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Sat There With Me, My Girl And Her Parents, My Girl Decides My Sizeable Length Is The Best Thing To Talk About With Her Mom And Dad! And Im Pretty Sure Her Mom Winked At Me! :/
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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