MDTxts
Pics Last Night
F You, Auto Correct!
Fun Facts
Facebooking Fail
JMML
Hipsters
Fixed It
Fail Family
OMG
BFF
(301):
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
(603):
The other day I asked him to be my covalent bond and he said he would gladly fill my valence shell with electrons. It's love.
(405):
The word twat makes me smile.
(951):
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
(269):
I just had a conversation in spanish with a raccoon!
Home
Vote Up New Texts
Best Nights
Worst Nights
Colleges
Randomize
Pics
Submit
(510):
Some girl has a rat on the bus. And she's giving it kisses...
Great Night
(
7
)
Bad Night
(
12
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(510)
(530):
confession, you know if i wasn't a christian, i would not be a virgin. person #2: amen sister!
Great Night
(
10
)
Bad Night
(
3
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(530)
(530):
*while attempting to sing 50 cent's 'magic stick'--"Pull out the magic trick, pull out the tissue dicks"
Great Night
(
16
)
Bad Night
(
1
)
Comment
(1)
More texts from
(530)
(530):
"You know, I'm actually being healthy for my body- I'm drinking cranberry juice afterwards which helps for yeast AFFECTIONS"
Great Night
(
5
)
Bad Night
(
12
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(530)
(951):
I'm drunk at a cancer fundraising event
Great Night
(
23
)
Bad Night
(
7
)
Comment
(3)
More texts from
(951)
1
Remember The Pics From Last Night?
Pic from (843)
Pic from (702)
Pic from (207)
Pic from (509)
Pic from (859)
Pic from (421)
Pic from (254)
Pic from (918)
Pic from (877)
Pic from (972)
Pic from (609)
Pic from (386)
Pic from (713)
Pic from (614)
Pic from (615)
Pic from (317)
Best Friends :)
Funny Videos
Make a Dare
Your Mind Blown - FACTS
Awesomeness!
