(520): I picture it a lovely day...hot as fuck, drinking beers in a park, smoking during their civil ceremony, while theres a 5 year olds birthday at the next ramada.

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(520): Dude I'm at this girls house and this girl just took her birth control witj tequila. I love cinco de drinko!

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(520): Dude... after we fucked I decided not to sleep there and walk a mile home. Im lost in my own neighborhood. Ive been walking up and down this same street for 30 minutes and just realized I passed my street about a dozen times. I just see it as excersing the 30 pack we just killed haha

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(303): Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.

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(520): RCVD"oh lord lol life is just a mess. So I told the guy Dave he could come over and watch up in air and its a different Dave! I am done drinking for a long time" "I mean he is a nice guy, just not worth my loss of sleep"

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(520): One by one, I am making all my teachers sick.

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(619): wen u wake up in the morning do u have a boner.....

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(623): Yeah, a bitch who's fucked a girl on three continents. Whatever, don't drink and drive. Call me, cause ima bitch.

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(520): why is it when i get diarrhea, i get a partial chub..? i'm not even aroused. it's so weird

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