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  • (253): i'm pretty sure he had herpes... but that didn't stop me. :/

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  • (949): so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"

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  • (919): you wanted to test out your new boob job so we were speeding to get to the bar when we were pulled over by a cop, he saw you had a bottle of jack daniels in your hand, looked at your boobs and told us to be careful. you. are. my. hero.

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(613): Yeah man, you just came in from taking some more bong hits and you were begging me not to tell my lawer dad that you smoked so much. Then I told you I got accepted to law school, your face went blank and you ran away.

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