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A chic walked by with such short shorts her who-ha hair was sticking out! Seriously, chic needs to find a razor STAT!!!! I think I threw up in my mouth a bit!
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He said my breasts reminded him of magic 8 balls, and he kept shaking them and asking them questions.
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you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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Did you ever just stop, and take a second to think... man im fucked up!
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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You know those bitches from the apartment below us? (410) Yea? Are they the ones that wrote 'fucking faggot' on your door? (240) We made up over some jager last night but then I blew her boyfriend
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Once 9 p.m. comes on a Friday night, I just turn into every drunken girl stereotype.
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