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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (503): I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them

  • (785): He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.

  • (516): I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.

  • (303): So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?

  • (516): So I woke up this morning at 730 wondering why I was ass naked in bed. Then i remembered coming home last night and changing, and realized i hated clothing & wanted nothing to do with it.

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(832): Me and Caitlin def just hit an ultimate low. We just smoked a blunt she found on the floor of the bar last thursday

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(806): So I'm drunk and bored so I looked through your girlfriends pictures on Facebook and came to a serious conclusion... She's too pretty for you. Love, me

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(972): Let's get liquored up and rape each other

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  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  • Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  • do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
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  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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