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So, I'm at the bar, and the hottest chick I've ever seen comes up to me, sticks a fistful of cash in my hand, and says "I'll give you 200 bucks to come with me in the back room and screw my brains out."
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he tried to fuck me while he was wearing a snuggie..
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It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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Lets just say her perfume was bush lite
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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