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(732):
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
(602):
What if there is a giant civilization of dinosaurs on the other side of the mountain? And they're just watching us? Fuuuuck!
(662):
Marty kept throwing beers at the brand new plasma screaming "THE TV WANTS A BEER!" we had to jump to body block the beer, side note, i think i would be a good hockey goalie...
(570):
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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(847):
he just asked the bar tender for 3 shots of tooth paste the bar tender replied sir you mean pepper mint scnapps... her and I could both not stop laughing and then he told me about the storm and i said I know it's gonna be bad i took geology
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false. I would be a blue man with a skull for a head and I would tell everybody I'm a superhero. Because I am. (217) YOUR A SUPERHERO?
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he said the boat was his new toy... I told him his vibrating shaver was my new toy
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We rented a boat, before we left all I heard was the guy telling us no beer no beer and no beer... We snuck on 3 cases of beer in backpacks...
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why did I wake up in an Enterprise car this morning?
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20/20 just called me... NEW YORK?!?!? That's like Holly wood for crack heads
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Yagger bombs!!!! Guess Il adwentwer home now....
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