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I've invented my own AA, it has sponsors and all, but mine is much more fun, it's called DD, drunken dubauchery, and it meets at the bar every night of the week.
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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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sent to my boyfriend "babe where are you we had dinner reservations" recieved "were going to wack arnolds be naked when i get home"
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(R:) Truly I'm like Donald Duck! (S:) You have a lisp and don't wear pants?
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I felt clever shortening point of view to pov in my notes until I realised how much porn I watch
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