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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (941): He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation

  • (813): did i do u last night???

  • (adz): Last Night, sent: "Yo man I just slammed a rando and then clogged her toliet with a massive shit, what should I do?" received: "hit that shit again bro" MDT

  • (630): She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.

  • (305): sorry bro but I can either keep my liver or be your friend

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(269): this girl totally just shoved a banana in her girll area and had the dog eat it out, shes sober, and it was fucking hilarious.

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(503): (Rec) Why did you have sex with him? (Sent) It was a biblical party. I was Mary Magdalene, and he was dressed as Jesus. I had to fuck him!

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  • Yes I will have this!
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  • do u like yellow
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  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
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    Pic from (609)
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  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
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    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
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