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We said the same thing at the same time and she yells out 'jinx you owe me a vodka!' I think this relationship has potential
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taking a shower is like being baptised...it washes all the cum vodka smoke and sin out of my hair:)
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Last night, Me: "wanna watch a movie?" responds: "ya perhaps i'll come over 2 watch a movie, but I won't be able to spend the nite. my parents wud wonder where i was." Me: You are 31. MDTxt
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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bro, we went to panda express and you saw a circular table with 4 cops at it eating, and decided to play duck duck goose with them, as you found out when you woke up in the drunk tank this morning... you lost.
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Was fucking your sister last night...She is one fat bitch...God bless beer...;)
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Yo I'm coming back early. I smoked too much to have a vagina at this party.
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I RUN L.A.
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i think this cheezit is talking to me
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It was such an awful night. We fought all night and he kept bringing up the huge mole on my back i told only him about..he ended up bawling his eyes out to his mother, spooning with her, and pissing in her bed when she left for work...i'd say we're about even now.
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So I was gonna go hook up with Ryan... but now Mulan is on. So he is out of luck
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