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  • (937): I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.

  • (832): mom i just want you to know that i appreciate you and i want to thank you for not swallowing me (mom): it was close

  • (260): you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you

  • (484): I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.

  • (608): I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night

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(928): (928) Luke just got a first degree burn by lighting his hands on fire to mask the smell of pot in our dorm room. I nominate him for "Legendary Stoner of 2010" (602) Shit, he aight? (928) He's still asking for beer. He's like the Beowulf of partying.

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