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So uh, you left... aprntly i was on the floor for a while there? thought ur leg was your face, you know. my my bad. sorry for uhh. yeah. peace.
(951):
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Woke up with more money than I left the house with..did i beat up a hooker last night?
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Dude, I'll be there in a little while I was sitting at a stop sign forever waiting for it to turn green (1-318): This is what I love you
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i cant tell if my neck hurts from sleeping on it wrong, or giving head.
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(Recieved) He told me he was scared of walking out of the room and never feeling the way he feels when he's with me. How sweet! (Sent) Uh... That's a line from Dirty Dancing... (Recieved) That Bastard
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home drunk in my room and my dad is up ive gone to the bathroom 5times in thirty mins..debating weather or not to pee in a cup.
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(sent) hey where are you? do i need to come pick your drunk ass up from somewhere? (rec) Im on an Indian trail me and megan are in our bra and unders swimming in a river. can you come and get me? (sent) dude its ten in the morning! which river you in? (rec) the one by the park.. o shit this old couple is pointing at us....-end of conversation-
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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it looks like a babypig...but i think it's a cat
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he was going down on me and said "remind me to put fish on the grocery list, i almost forgot"
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The cop came to the window and asked me why I had two beers, I looked at him and said "Ever heard of double fisting?" then proceeded to slam both of the beers.
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Officer..I don't know how the hell that blood got in my alcohol system
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