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  • (209): So there is sand in ma bed but I've been at the bar all nite..is it possibe the cat went to the beach w out me again?

  • (337): "hey i'm on my way to your house to get a blowjob"(337 2) but i'm not home. (337) i didn't say from you, your sister is home right?"

  • (440): my gf just stole our OSU gnome and left my dad a randsom letter asking for beer.... either we're gonna have a REALLY good night, or i won't be drinking for a VERY long time

  • (419): is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.

  • (703): I was so drunk last night i put my tampon in my ass and then bled all over bens sheets since my tampon was in the wrong fucking hole..and my asshole is so sore today ah

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(804): hey man this is oober important I need some advice my man. how early is too early to slip a finger in the butt of a new girl i am dating. if the position is doggy and i slip the catchers mitt in the but (thumb in butt literally like a catchers mitt) would the first fuck be too early?

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