(515): Oh yeah lol cuz I told him you'd do him if he gave me $20

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(346): fucking monkey, these dudes are bowwing to him and hes bowes to them then theyn bowe to him now hes kicking their ass! fuckin eh, awesome night, omg i love giving road head its so fun, and getting hit on my all these guys, fucking partyyy! weekend is young!

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(563): dude i am now judging my drunkiness by the size of the girl i take home......replied : hows that. response: really f uped cause she was fat

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(515): I've got to stop popping wood when dancing wirh hot girls. fuck me. course the chick also grabbed my dick then her friend pulled her away. fuck me.

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(515): received: did you take your birth control last night? sent: yep and guess what i chased it with, alcohol. received: thats not good but i love you.

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(712): I just saw a bus deemed the 'Redneck Express' with a deer skull on the front drop off twenty guys fitting that description to a bar in Boone.. Happy Veishea.

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(319): This is sort of bad ;).. but I think im going to submit the time it takes me to manscape as volunteer hours for english. It's a public service really..

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(319): sent: hey hun i think we need to take a break! rcved: thats the same thing i was thinking... i agree! sent: hun... now i know you were in it for the wrong reason! we're through!!

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(319): (sent) hey babe. i think we need to break up! i mean thats what i want really for my birthday! (rcved) i was thinking the same thing! (sent) babe thanks... now i know you were in it for the wrong reasons!! we're over!

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(319): so i decided it would be funny to stuff tater tots down her bra yelling at people "GET YOUR OWN TOTS!!!" Great nite or what?

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(515): so it was my first time meeting him and i got trashed and fucked him..next thing i know im in the ER..apparently i had a cysct on my ovary that he popped with his dick.

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