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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (913): I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself

  • (519): So I sucked his dick while chewing gum, and it fell out into his pubes.

  • (604): Is it a good thing or a bad thing when you wake up naked with two naked guys in your bed, while holding glow-in-the-dark toy dinosaurs in your hands, and listening to the lion king soundtrack?

  • (714): I hate how you can tell how recently I've masturbated based on how far back my iphone's safari history goes

  • (740): what exactly do i put in the google box? 'how to stop my crotch from bleeding prematurely when i'm down to one week of birthcontrol pills so i can fuck without getting blood all over the sheets that his mom will eventually have to clean? i'm SURE google will have a legit response for that

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(631): my name is jim, and last night i lost my virginity to my mother...score?

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(780): So... she thought she could bend a hard penis the same way she could bend a soft one...ya...

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(616): When you can relate all of your bathroom soaps and perfumes to different kinds and flavors of vodka, you know you go to college.

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  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  •  Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  •  do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs
(254): Foggier
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  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party!
(1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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