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I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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So I sucked his dick while chewing gum, and it fell out into his pubes.
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Is it a good thing or a bad thing when you wake up naked with two naked guys in your bed, while holding glow-in-the-dark toy dinosaurs in your hands, and listening to the lion king soundtrack?
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I hate how you can tell how recently I've masturbated based on how far back my iphone's safari history goes
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what exactly do i put in the google box? 'how to stop my crotch from bleeding prematurely when i'm down to one week of birthcontrol pills so i can fuck without getting blood all over the sheets that his mom will eventually have to clean? i'm SURE google will have a legit response for that
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my name is jim, and last night i lost my virginity to my mother...score?
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So... she thought she could bend a hard penis the same way she could bend a soft one...ya...
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When you can relate all of your bathroom soaps and perfumes to different kinds and flavors of vodka, you know you go to college.
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