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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (545): i should text her mom like yooo a million potential children died on your daughters face last night

  • (970): I am outside (1-970)com inside I need you for My beer pong team. (970) You are grounded and I expect you outside in ten.

  • (210): Have you ever felt more in tune with your cat when you're high? (1-210): Every day.. It's way easier to communicate with them.

  • (781): I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like

  • (443): they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them

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(416): soo i woke up in the moring to him lick my legs & making his way up but then i relized it was his dog....

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(317): I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.

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(696): jackie hoberg

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(770): we all got drunk, went to waffel house, came back home, then played MW2 while my gf talked shit to them on the headset while having sex. Id say all in all a good night!

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Remember The Pics From Last Night?

  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  •  Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  •  do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs
(254): Foggier
    Pic from (254)
  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party!
(1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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