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I said it was okay to give me hickeys on my boobs and now my mom decides we're going to blue bayou water park tomorrow. fuck my life.
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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no need to feel bad u missed the party it was bad anyways. like that time i saw my dad naked on chatroulette..
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i ended up puking when i got home from the bar last night. When did we go eat sushi? (rec'd): we didnt, and you owe me a gold fish
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soo i woke up in the moring to him lick my legs & making his way up but then i relized it was his dog....
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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we all got drunk, went to waffel house, came back home, then played MW2 while my gf talked shit to them on the headset while having sex. Id say all in all a good night!
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