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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (901): guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.

  • (905): Pineapple, get the FUCK out of my trail mix.

  • (201): I wanna train a pterodactyl & fly that shit EVERYWHERE.

  • (918): As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"

  • (215): Let me put it this way.... when I opened her legs i'm pretty sure Thriller came on and zombies started crawling out. It was bad.

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(703): So Tracy went to the bathroom with Natalia and told her how she should try anal. And then said.. don't mind the juices, if the guys don't mind you shouldn't either. Whoa white trash!

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(813): We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.

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  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
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