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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (516): Im riding an elephant to your house. Ill see you at six.

  • (704): I streaked to ur house! even tho i didn't see u inside i knocked on ur window anyways haha. u weren't there! =[ im naked

  • (330): So, last night. You got into your closet, and shut the doors. And then you opened the doors, walked out, said you were in Narnia and that it was cold. You grabbed your coat and went back in..

  • (513): I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash (1-513): GO. BACK. NOW.

  • (515): Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.

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(786): Dude, I had the crazy munchies so I raided my little sisters candy stash.. I feel dirty.

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(305): We were fucking so hard that she screamed and all of a sudden her doberman attacks me thinking i was hurting her

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(305): Recieved: Were gonna fuck doggystyle. Sent: My moms leaving to the club. Sneak the fuck out and come fuck me.

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  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  • Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  • do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
    Pic from (254)
  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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