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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (858): batman tramp stamp. Dibs.

  • (316): I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.

  • (732): Bro, you drank 12 beers and half a bottle of the goose. You were mid-sentence and passed out drooling. You ended up laying in your own puddle of drool. Round 2 tomorrow night?

  • (715): I realized two things tonight. 1: the guys our age are retarded. 2: I've fucked two guys with good sized cocks, I'm gonna be depressed when just an average one comes around.

  • (412): Last night my guy friend says: "hsdery gies what i'md rusn k off my assd" and "ayayayayaya i'm so ahpputy yoiu asre awewsoem!111" and "i alwaysu weaertyul procteciton haha jk i will be safe i promkise" Damn he was drunk.

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(786): Dude, I had the crazy munchies so I raided my little sisters candy stash.. I feel dirty.

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(305): We were fucking so hard that she screamed and all of a sudden her doberman attacks me thinking i was hurting her

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(305): Recieved: Were gonna fuck doggystyle. Sent: My moms leaving to the club. Sneak the fuck out and come fuck me.

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  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  • Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  • do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
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    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
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    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
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  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
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  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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