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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (Bad Brad): Last night I tweeted myself right down the stairs! I mean I actually got drunk, tweeted and fell down the stairs! Don't drink, tweet & fly! MDT

  • (303): I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.

  • (214): Received (214): Going to watch Wall-E when I get home.Sent: (734): Aw, I never saw that movie! Who you gonna watch it with?(214): My right hand? Wait no... Left.(734): Lol. I don't think it's that kind of movie...(214): I'll make it that kind of movie. ;)

  • (305): I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.

  • (713): then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate

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(954): Sorry for making you have so much sex last night ha

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(954): She was wasted @ that party and she shit on the floor....like literally shitting...yup in fron of everyone...and then laughed.

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(610): I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode

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(386): So I just woke up in my truck buck naked. I'm going to give last night an 8

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  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  • Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  • do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
    Pic from (254)
  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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