(373): my best friend give me advise to shave before i go to prom with my girl and later getting laid. after prom i take her back to my house i show her my dick she said " your dick look a lot like your best friend"

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(103): woke up with my bestfriend in pennsylvania this morning... we live in staten island new york

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(603): fyi. rubbing alcohol makes you run around the room screamimg i wana dance. do i ever get to .. ? NO

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(309): Hi mother, i can't find the chicken so I cooked my foot. Jenna helped me. I hope you don't mind! *i don't even know anyone named Jenna, lmao.

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(516): DAMN! dude, that bitches vagina was like a walk in closet.

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