(989): if i did work there, i would always have the urge to shout "I TOOK YOUR SONS VIRGINITY" literally all the time...

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(517): My application for E-Harmony was rejected based on the question, "What do you like most in women?" "My cock" was not an acceptable answer.

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(989): Your butt can have just as great spankability as mine if you work out as much as your facebook status's say you are.

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(989): You are a burning sensation....only one you dont need an ointment for to clear up!

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(989): I dont really remember much of last night but i woke up in a guys bed with no pants on and my hands smelling like bad decisions!

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(518): his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"

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(989): I just spent a good 30 seconds trying to decide if something was a pile of snow or jizz.

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(616): We were in the middle of fucking and he goes, "bitch, I'mma get you PREGNANT". He was full of Unforgivable quotes for his birthday weekend for some reason...

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(616): He was so drunk I had to leave him alone for a bit. I could see him sitting on his bed and he was just laughing about nothing. Suddenly he hit his hand on his night stand, looked straight at me, and said, "that hurt BITCH". He's lucky that I know he was basically quoting Unforgivable.

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(989): It doesn't surprise me a girl name tequila is a slut.

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(816): we were so freaking drunk ! my friend asked for lights to make a blunt he gave his lighter ..

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(408): and what did u say?! (283) i wanna ride your dick like that guy clinging to the bull in the rodeo. (408) oh. thats a new one.

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(616): (rec) last night was weird (sent) yeah we havent fucked sober in while

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(202): Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.

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