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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (614): went to a strip club for my bachelor party. about to get a lap dance and realized that when she turned around ... it was my mom

  • (952): anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.

  • (Anonymous): Last night, "Thx 2 Blow jobs, my cinco de mayo bar tab was only 2 dollars!" MDT

  • (609): ive decided i want a goat so i will steal my naybors. then it will befriend my dog so they sleep under the big tree. that whay wen i shoot them there wont be any blood, just purple

  • (413): I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date. (215): You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.

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(916): I'm sitting here listening to my fat old teacher lecture about romance and intimacy.lol I feel like qustioning his qualifications.lol

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(407): Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.

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(209): It shouldnt be legal to fuk on a trampoline if u cant spell it......

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(916): (sent)is it bad that i made out in front of her fwbs roommate? (rec) nah that foolz dumb for not puttin a chain on that bitch

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