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About: My Drunk Texts from last night - (MDT). For those texting late at night, of whom turn into prolific and inappropriate intoxicated texters after a few drinks in the wee hours of the morning, beware your texts while intoxicated messages. They may just end up public for all to see. My Drunk Texts collects user/reader submitted everyday drunken texts from the night before likely to happen to most anyone and publishes them to (MDT) by area code (###). Anyone can submit all those scandalous and funny drunk texts from last night you received (or sent) the night before. Even better you can even submit your texts to our college section, where texts are broken down by colleges. Of course the more drunken text messages from last night the better. So help us spread the word by becoming a (MDT) My Drunk Texts from last night messages fan on facebook. Let's find all the texts from last night website drunk texter fans out there! Make your dirty and funny drunken texts messages shames public by submitting your texts from last night. Enjoy your infamy! - MDT.

(905): Did you tell my kids that if they didn't behave, you'd light a fire in the chimney and burn Santa? (rec'd) Haha, yeah... merry chirstmas man :)

(254): I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.

(708): Good luck othat interview. If they ask where you see yourself if 5 years, dont say "fucking your wife"

(803): I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy

(219): Talk about a British invasion. I've never had anything that big in my ass before, including a shit.

(Anonymous): Last night, "I didn't get any birthday monday [sic] last weekend? What the fk are my own family doing against me!!! I get fked way too mcuh!!! I fking hate my real family so much cause i never get anything since my 23rd birthday!!!" MDTxt

(oh yeah): Last night, "I never realized koolaid would taste just as great on its way back up." MDTxt

(Anonymous): Last night, "Dude...i'm so out of it right now i could kill someone and not remember." MDTxt

(Anonymous): Last night, "I want 2 drnk the blood and eat the fleash of jesus christ! I love him..."

(Anonymous): Last night, "full out out in the open. be glad u dn't just see my awesome dance moves... I just killd the dance floor some1 call the cops!" MDTxt

(stray): Last night, "ah hahahahahaha, just blew a 1.6 double teh legal limit booyah! just beatt my record!!!" sent from a friend of mine while txting to find someone to bail him out... MDTxt

(Anonymous): Last night, "wait, you mean this is public? wtf, i was trying to keep the broken nose and the gay goat on the dl" MDTxt

(Peter_pandemic): Last night, "No donuts and beer make Peter go somethin something.Doh! I lockdr my car keyx inside my car. I think I just pulled a Herkimer..." MDTxt

(ben): Last night, "you treacherous Bastard! yo will rue this day. the teeth keeper has benn informed and its Fucking coming for ou. Tomorrow see you." MDTxt

(Anonymous): Last night, "dnt worry il ride her a bit an il teach you on her so you learn as well x x" MDTxt

(Anonymous): Last night, This one freaked me out at about 4am... "Yes im drunk and i think i broke my nose lots blood cant wake kill you when you get home. x 9" MDTxt

(Anonymous): Last night, "Whoooeeee! Somebody stop me! No don't this is 2 fun. Yellow is cool. I should get a yellow hat. Then i can fly away like a magical platypus with green wellies." MDTxt

(Anonymous): Last night, I received "I lost my virginity to a gay goat" MDTxt

(anon): Last night, "can ii rub my toes through ur haire?" MDTxt

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