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About: My Drunk Texts from last night - (MDT). For those texting late at night, of whom turn into prolific and inappropriate intoxicated texters after a few drinks in the wee hours of the morning, beware your texts while intoxicated messages. They may just end up public for all to see. My Drunk Texts collects user/reader submitted everyday drunken texts from the night before likely to happen to most anyone and publishes them to (MDT) by area code (###). Anyone can submit all those scandalous and funny drunk texts from last night you received (or sent) the night before. Even better you can even submit your texts to our college section, where texts are broken down by colleges. Of course the more drunken text messages from last night the better. So help us spread the word by becoming a (MDT) My Drunk Texts from last night messages fan on facebook. Let's find all the texts from last night website drunk texter fans out there! Make your dirty and funny drunken texts messages shames public by submitting your texts from last night. Enjoy your infamy! - MDT.

(918): The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter

(434): you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"

(734): I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...

(919): I was screwing this chick and her mom called midsex. She answered it and we kept going at it while she talked to her mom. Failure or great victory?

(623): she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.

(Gel.): Last night, I texted this guy, "I want you in the bathroom now, wait nope thats a lie... i don't want you.... i need you...only when i am drunk tho.... :] see you in 10" MDT

(foxyloxy): Last Night, "took his v-card at 22. He sucked so badly that I had to tell him to think about something else, anything else even his grandmother so that he wouldn't cum in 5 seconds." MDT

(Anonymous): Last night, "Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster 2day. On it, some1 added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect." MDT

(Anonymous): Last night, "Tequila left me hungry and i left two chicks naked in bed waiting for me...The only problem was I couldnt find my way back to there house..." MDT

(Stephanie312): Last night, "went out w roomie, got wasted, made out w hot guy (but got cockblocked), walked home barefoot, peed in alley then on myself, woke up still drunk, went to brunch & kept drinking, still sweating out ketel 1" MDT

(anna): Last night, sent to me at 4am by my bff "just woke up in bed with a strange guy after getn wasted. both of us are soakd in urine, I'm not sure if i did it or him..." I replied: "well you've got a 50/50 chance." MDT

(Anonymous): Last night, "So I kinda wanna ride all 3 Jonas Brothers." MDT

(nicole): Last night, sent: "He's just waiting til everybody leaves. Maybe I should pretend I'm too drunk." Received: "Why's that?" Sent: "Then I wouldn't remember him f*cking me." MDT

(sally): Last night, someone took my phone at the bar and text'd my mom "Hey mom, happy cinco de mayo. PS I'm pregnant." MDT

(Anonymous): Last night, sent: "Hey Ma" received: "What the Fck do want you little cunt?" sent: "I Just wanna know when dad's comin home" received: "who gives a fck. I'm Drunk." :( MDT

(Anonymous): Last night, "Just heard a drunk guy yell outside my bedroom window, (stop talkin bad about natty light!)" MDT

(Anonymous): Last night, "no more for me it goes str8 to the vagina." MDT

(adz): Last Night, sent: "Yo man I just slammed a rando and then clogged her toliet with a massive shit, what should I do?" received: "hit that shit again bro" MDT

(Anonymous): Last night, "Thx 2 Blow jobs, my cinco de mayo bar tab was only 2 dollars!" MDT

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