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About: My Drunk Texts from last night - (MDT). For those texting late at night, of whom turn into prolific and inappropriate intoxicated texters after a few drinks in the wee hours of the morning, beware your texts while intoxicated messages. They may just end up public for all to see. My Drunk Texts collects user/reader submitted everyday drunken texts from the night before likely to happen to most anyone and publishes them to (MDT) by area code (###). Anyone can submit all those scandalous and funny drunk texts from last night you received (or sent) the night before. Even better you can even submit your texts to our college section, where texts are broken down by colleges. Of course the more drunken text messages from last night the better. So help us spread the word by becoming a (MDT) My Drunk Texts from last night messages fan on facebook. Let's find all the texts from last night website drunk texter fans out there! Make your dirty and funny drunken texts messages shames public by submitting your texts from last night. Enjoy your infamy! - MDT.

(416): He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.n

(631): You knw you're drunk whern your phone rings and you try andanswer your beer bottle

(518): She made a bet at midnight bowling. If i win she makes me breakfast, if she wins i kiss her. Should i want to lose? (1-518) Hell Yeah Man! (518) i lost by one pin. I made it close (1-518) Haha good man!

(303): I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.

(330): She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.

(780): A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor

(336): I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.

(813): Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.

(352): I swear you are the only person I know who uses proper grammar when sexting

(417): The last time I saw her, I fucked her 3 days before her wedding. Oops. (1-417): Nice. (417): Hey, she's getting divorced, has huge tits, and likes it in the ass... I'm not upset about this. (1-417): Atta boy.

(507): I added him on facebok (1507): wtf why would you do that (507): Dude I sucked his dick the first time I met him , I think i'm allowed to add him on facbook.

(210): Sneak out (1-210): The person u have reached is currently asleep right now. Try again at a more reasonable time.

(901): Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable

(203): Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me

(607): Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.

(570): someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!

(720): You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested

(423): there are ass prints on the hood of my car.

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