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About: My Drunk Texts from last night - (MDT). For those texting late at night, of whom turn into prolific and inappropriate intoxicated texters after a few drinks in the wee hours of the morning, beware your texts while intoxicated messages. They may just end up public for all to see. My Drunk Texts collects user/reader submitted everyday drunken texts from the night before likely to happen to most anyone and publishes them to (MDT) by area code (###). Anyone can submit all those scandalous and funny drunk texts from last night you received (or sent) the night before. Even better you can even submit your texts to our college section, where texts are broken down by colleges. Of course the more drunken text messages from last night the better. So help us spread the word by becoming a (MDT) My Drunk Texts from last night messages fan on facebook. Let's find all the texts from last night website drunk texter fans out there! Make your dirty and funny drunken texts messages shames public by submitting your texts from last night. Enjoy your infamy! - MDT.

(904): Just wanted to let you know I used to masterbate to the spanish soap oprea channel.

(225): I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before

(694): My gf and I were tryin hard to get my little general to shoot up but nothin was working... her dog woke up and starting humping my leg... i cummed everywhere...should i be worried?

(347): I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant

(612): he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.

(816): It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.

(604): Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.

(678): I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope

(312): I like need to be put on a leash at concerts...i always end up hooking up with someone...

(847): I just rode to the bar in a car seat

(303): Dude I walked the streets around the bar for three hours looking for my car then passed out on the side walk. (1-303): You don't have a car haha (303): I know lol

(805): I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.

(803): There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...

(210): Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country

(661): i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean

(920): She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that

(716): I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean

(585): Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.

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