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About: My Drunk Texts from last night - (MDT). For those texting late at night, of whom turn into prolific and inappropriate intoxicated texters after a few drinks in the wee hours of the morning, beware your texts while intoxicated messages. They may just end up public for all to see. My Drunk Texts collects user/reader submitted everyday drunken texts from the night before likely to happen to most anyone and publishes them to (MDT) by area code (###). Anyone can submit all those scandalous and funny drunk texts from last night you received (or sent) the night before. Even better you can even submit your texts to our college section, where texts are broken down by colleges. Of course the more drunken text messages from last night the better. So help us spread the word by becoming a (MDT) My Drunk Texts from last night messages fan on facebook. Let's find all the texts from last night website drunk texter fans out there! Make your dirty and funny drunken texts messages shames public by submitting your texts from last night. Enjoy your infamy! - MDT.

(440): Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks

(831): My gentleman friend is sucking whipped cream out of my vagina with a straw. A crazy straw. And by whipped cream, I mean a yeast infection. But the straw is definitely crazy.

(708): We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.

(757): after the cop gave you the breathalizer, you told him to make a note that you were a good blower. he listened - its in the police report.

(999): He totally charged my phone for me while we were having sex. Win? I think yes

(305): It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children

(515): I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!

(678): Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?

(972): I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.

(863): There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.

(802): She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.

(203): She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places

(770): Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.

(818): Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.

(703): Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution

(219): Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.

(678): I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly

(703): Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me

(225): Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?

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