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About: My Drunk Texts from last night - (MDT). For those texting late at night, of whom turn into prolific and inappropriate intoxicated texters after a few drinks in the wee hours of the morning, beware your texts while intoxicated messages. They may just end up public for all to see. My Drunk Texts collects user/reader submitted everyday drunken texts from the night before likely to happen to most anyone and publishes them to (MDT) by area code (###). Anyone can submit all those scandalous and funny drunk texts from last night you received (or sent) the night before. Even better you can even submit your texts to our college section, where texts are broken down by colleges. Of course the more drunken text messages from last night the better. So help us spread the word by becoming a (MDT) My Drunk Texts from last night messages fan on facebook. Let's find all the texts from last night website drunk texter fans out there! Make your dirty and funny drunken texts messages shames public by submitting your texts from last night. Enjoy your infamy! - MDT.

(585): Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.

(519): "She has fuckin cookie nips..like I swear to god they r as big as the jumbo size chocolate chip cookies u can buy in the schools cafe..."

(215): The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.

(501): Okay so I was testing to see if my vagina smells as bad as people say vaginas do, and my boyfriend walks in and at first i was embarrassed but he thought i was fingering myself and we fucked for literally two hours... win?

(905): I guess he wasn't a virgin, I have herpes..

(978): I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.

(519): This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.

(781): Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever

(219): Just got head while drinking my beer, tonight is great, if only my girlfriend would let me drink during sex

(262): Dude my sister's friend caught me jacking off (1-262): That sucks! haha (262): Not really... She asked if I needed any 'help' and proceeded to suck my dick.

(662): Damn alcohol got me naked and in someone else's pool again. Damn it

(561): best party ever (305): why i dont remember nothing? (561): you let the whole party watch you blow him. and then you got naked and rode him screaming you love his cock. (305): i thought that was a dream

(601): I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.

(732): i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.

(662): She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.

(401): and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him

(406): He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.

(812): I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.

(914): Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.

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