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About: My Drunk Texts from last night - (MDT). For those texting late at night, of whom turn into prolific and inappropriate intoxicated texters after a few drinks in the wee hours of the morning, beware your texts while intoxicated messages. They may just end up public for all to see. My Drunk Texts collects user/reader submitted everyday drunken texts from the night before likely to happen to most anyone and publishes them to (MDT) by area code (###). Anyone can submit all those scandalous and funny drunk texts from last night you received (or sent) the night before. Even better you can even submit your texts to our college section, where texts are broken down by colleges. Of course the more drunken text messages from last night the better. So help us spread the word by becoming a (MDT) My Drunk Texts from last night messages fan on facebook. Let's find all the texts from last night website drunk texter fans out there! Make your dirty and funny drunken texts messages shames public by submitting your texts from last night. Enjoy your infamy! - MDT.

(971): Derek gave me condoms, plan b and vodka for Xmas... (480): Haha, what a great boyfriend he is!

(860): great i got my period just in time for new years and my tampon string is longer than my dress!

(940): I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.

(773): sorry i decided to hang out with a girl who ill actually get some from and my penis comes b4 ur feelings

(204): i hear if you get naked and pee while running backwards you will travel back in time!

(715): I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.

(207): this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!

(509): I am at shell station inside drinking beer with the Indian dude

(860): Hey man I wasn't that drunk last night (1860): Yes you were. You climbed into the fireplace and started shouting diagon alley

(337): I just played 'blowjob' on words with friends for 102pts. I thought that might cheer you up.

(585): Best thing to hear in the morning: my lower back hurts because of all that crazy dick sucking you got last night (801): That has to be the best complaint ever.

(421): He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.

(715): I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.

(504): Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.

(619): Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck

(504): Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.

(816): He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.

(530): Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.

(315): We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.

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